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A composite image of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce against the backdrop of the Tulalip Resort Casino

Tulalip Casino Shoots Its Shot As Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Plan Wedding

Puget Press StaffAugust 29, 2025October 9, 202502 mins

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce may have just gotten engaged, but one Snohomish County hotspot is already vying to host their honeymoon. Tulalip Casino had a little fun on Facebook this week, posting a tongue-in-cheek pitch that their AAA Four-Diamond resort might be the perfect love nest for pop music’s reigning queen and the NFL’s…

Washingtonians Complain About Heat, Immediately Forget They Spent 10 Months Begging for Sun

Puget Press StaffJuly 22, 2025August 14, 202502 mins

The following is a satirical article meant for entertainment purposes only. It is quite literally fake news. After 287 days of gray drizzle and vitamin D deficiency, Washington residents are outraged that the sun has the audacity to show up and do its job. Across the Pacific Northwest, temperatures have crept above 80 degrees, triggering…